Murray is a busy man

We asked Murray a question. Apparently, he was too busy rolling in money and snorting coke off of hookers to comment.

Murray's life far too interesting

Murray’s life (or at least what he is generous enough to share with us on Twitter) is becoming more and more fascinating by the syllable, but unfortunately it’s starting to become too much even for the editors here at

We’re overcome with attention, delight, and enthusiasm at each of Murray’s entries, but if you want to hear more, you’re going to have to go directly to the source. Unless we find something of particular note, we will no longer be bringing you updates direct from Murray. After all, you can always follow him yourself. (Though we recommend going the RSS feed route rather than boosting his follower count—the man does have a bit of an ego, you know.)

Thanks, and please continue to check back here at Because if the news really is fit to wallop, you know you’ll always see it here first. (Or second. Or third. Or nineteenth. But you’ll definitely see it up here eventually.)

Murray's first tweet


We are extremely excited to inform you that Murray has totally started using his Twitter account, which is awesome. In his first tweet, he talks about being hung over from spending the night at a rave. Party on, Murray. Stay awesome.

Murray on Twitter

That’s right, folks, our very own Murray is now on Twitter. Unfortunately he hasn’t started using it yet, but at least he reclaimed his account from the idiot who was spamming from there earlier. All of us here at wish Murray the very best with his awesome new Twitter account, and think he looks damn sexy in that picture. Damn sexy.

Welcome to

Welcome to Because it just didn’t have enough.